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BONTOS - Volume 20


There are specific forms of poetry like Limericks, Haiku and the Malaysian Pantun. Each of these have a very formal structure as to number of lines, meter, syllables etc. The meaning is often also tightly prescribed - especially the Pantun.

The Bonto is a new formal type of poetry for use on the net.
There are four lines in each poem.
Rhyming is aa bb.
Syllables: as yet undecided (5, 6 or 7)
Content:

  • First line: sets out some extraordinary behaviour. The more bizarre the better.
  • Second line: gives the explanation for the bizarre behaviour.
  • Third line: gives the result or outcome of the behaviour.
  • Fourth line: provides some "philosophical" reflection on life in general but arising from the situation.

I loved her so much that I left her
sometimes you gain when you suffer
time has gone by, I'm happy and strong
life is short but the journey's so long
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

My poem is going to Bonto land
a little oasis deep in the sand
when it arrives it will like its new home
but a wanderer will always roam
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I went against what seemed to be the truth
words mean nothing I wanted some proof
finally my heart showed me the error of my ways
in the heart of man a miracle lays
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I made a cup of tea with concrete
I thought this trick might be neat
it set in the cup before it was drunk
thoughtless games can leave your ship sunk
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Joe liked to feel negative all day
no-one had taught him to think in a positive way
Joe got meaner, nothing went right
negative feelings dirty your sight
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I looked for sense in the nearest stone
I had gone quite mad I was all alone
the stone was quiet calm and clear
what's the point in ruuning from your fear ?
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Someone wronged me so I thanked them
I shrugged it's better than pandemonium
I choose not hate it doesn't serve me
negative emotions block clarity
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Feeling very well I want to see the quack
he helped me once before to get my mind back
ready for action but what do I do ?
when lost climb high, get an overview
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I was told to look for God " inside "
I'd been searching for him far and wide
meditation showed me the way to go in
the church is dead but God is breathing
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I work hard. earn nothing , I'm happy
fulfilment is my aim, I'm that sort of chappy
slowly I'm learning my wealth is within
to know your goal is a wonderful feeling
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I make a fool of myself in public
it's part of the plan, simply a trick
when off guard I rob them blind
a foolish smile can be so unkind
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I was dying of thirst but I didn't want to drink
thirst brought clarity, I wanted to think
I'm still practising thinking the thirst's gone away
thinking is fun you should try it some day
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Religion is dead, I gave thanks to God
a diety for religion doesn't give a sod
the almighty sent angels singing in my heart
the church keeps man and God apart
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I wear a mask wherever I go
I hide what I feel under a smile you know
my friends know my mask they don't know me
when I look at you, is it your mask I see
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I closed my eyes and saw burning gold
meditation helped this miracle unfold
Maharaji has helped me to feel peace and joy
meditation helps a man feel like a boy
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Old as the earth but so fresh and new
a sundrenched hill is in my view
nature floods my soul leaving me clean
from the heart of a mountain flows the stream
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Tired as hell but wide awake
insomnia rules, no pills I'll take
this gives me time to write more verse
one mans pleasure is anothers curse
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I dug a large hole
I found buried treasure well upon my soul
soon somehow my adventure had sprung from the earth
Lateral thinking leads to ideas of some worth
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I worked very hard at something I hated
hoping my wish for money would be satiated
but the more I earn the more I need
there seems no end to human greed
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I wanted to live so I shot myself
in the mirror on the bathroom shelf
shattered glass but I was intact
death is certainly a matter of fact
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I needed some money so I gave some away
a lateral solution some might say
the money invested produced twice as much
to get what you want it's best not to clutch
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I thought I heard that wallflower bark
it was probably a dog I'm in the park
the shock launched me in the air
flower power has bite I do declare
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Sane as they come my home a padded cell
sometimes I pretend I'm mad for a spell
I bounced around the walls night after night
moments of madness can lead to insight
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I love the Queen so I shot her twice
auto-focus lens, the pics should be nice
I gave one to mum the other's on my wall
careful with words they stick like treacle
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I often would shout hello to the hills
this was one way I got my thrills
usually the hills shout, hello, back to me
stranger things can happen at sea
ŠShaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

His computer exploded
with gunpowder loaded
and now he is headless
O, please don't be mindless
ŠLeon van den Berg & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

My car flew away last night
because I did not treat him right
Now my garage stays empty
A car must always be a she
ŠLeon van den Berg & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Table Mountain fell into the sea
Because the Olympics he will not see
Cape Town is now without mount or game
By cutting his nose, he brought more shame
ŠLeon van den Berg & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I spread jam on my door
To collect blowflies more
They stick in deathly throes
Life's full of final blows
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I placed soup in my sock
To substitute for stock
My guests declared it shocking
Use stock and not a stocking
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I parked between the lines
To dodge some parking fines
A sign declares "No Standing"
There's no use reprimanding
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I hyphenated text
My sentences were vexed
When rushed expression clashes
Avoid last minute dashes
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I glued feet to the roof
To test my theorum's proof
My theory was unsound
There's no point hanging 'round.
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I shouted down the class
A discipline impasse
My anger caused them sadness
There's method to one's madness
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

My bontos are directed
To see who's worst affected
Just look for who is squinting
Some bontos aren't worth printing
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I scribbled heiroglyphics
The lecture lacked specifics
My notes made me conjecture
Attend the proper lecture
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Decoded heiroglyphics
For lecture text specifics
Suspect it was last year's
Don't realise your worst fears
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Chocolate and toothpaste were mixed
Dinner mint shortage was fixed
Smiling, I think my guests knew
Some food is hard to eschew
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I rolled amid the clover
To see what cows fight over
They shot me, if you please!
Don't catch mad cow disease
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I shot ten bunny rabbits
It's one of my bad habits
I then tell all enquirers
Don't catch Colesi virus
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I drank some mercury
To test toxicity
The outcome's not surprising
My mercury is rising
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

My bathroom scales are displeased
My weight's been Festively Seized
Restaurant credit card's felt
Know when to tighten your belt
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Tarzan married Cheetah
Jane was seldom sweeter
Romance didn't linger
Don't befriend a swinger
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Bob self-immolated
To scorn the world he hated
He used a butane lighter
Solutions make you brighter
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Porgy married Bess
To fix a Gershwin mess
Ten tunes down they falter
Syncopation's altar.
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Bach sung tunes in hot-tub soaks
To make contrapuntal jokes
Some think this technique perverse
In Bach's output please immerse
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

P.T. Barnum folks abuse
Sideshow exits they'd not use
Barnum copes with crowd excess
This Way! Witness the Egress!
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I drank direct from a bung
To loosen up my tongue
I then felt sick in the gut
It pays to keep your mouth shut
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I put my shoes on my hands
To try to do handstands
My clothing is indiscrete
Do not wear gloves on your feet
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I scream out profanity
To prove my insanity
Court contempt? I'm liable
Don't swear on the Bible
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I flung a battle-axe
To test the nerve of Max
He cringed in disbelief
It's better to be brief
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Beethoven's Tenth's a disgrace
Not known for Ludwig's embrace
Symphony Battle's bereft
Some things improve when you're deaf
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I set my roof in flames
To test insurance claims
Smoke damage I'd discover
Improve your contents cover
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I used my tie as a belt
To keep my pants upheld
My dress sense earned derision
Confirm your fly's position
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Donald Bradman's balls were skied
Cricket skills exemplified
Ninety-nine's no average tame
Not just cricket - Bradman's game!
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

Children, children starving everywhere,
The world's richest nations - they don't care.
Will no one reverse this trend?
Human misery's without end.
ŠIgor Kusyszyn & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997

I sought some sprezzatura
To make my bontos purer
Some syllables need preening
Make form support the meaning
ŠSteve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1997


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