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BONTOS - Volume 24


There are specific forms of poetry like Limericks, Haiku and the Malaysian Pantun. Each of these have a very formal structure as to number of lines, meter, syllables etc. The meaning is often also tightly prescribed - especially the Pantun.

The Bonto is a new formal type of poetry for use on the net.
There are four lines in each poem.
Rhyming is aa bb.
Syllables: as yet undecided (5, 6 or 7)
Content:

  • First line: sets out some extraordinary behaviour. The more bizarre the better.
  • Second line: gives the explanation for the bizarre behaviour.
  • Third line: gives the result or outcome of the behaviour.
  • Fourth line: provides some "philosophical" reflection on life in general but arising from the situation.

Mind-forged manacles I sense
Thanks to Blake's "Experience"
Image lingers with pretence
Heed all "Songs of Innocence"
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Ed designed this Bonto thing
To exhaust this lazy Team.
"I'm not trying to be nice."
Bontos are for exercise.
©Lucas Gonzalez Santa Cruz & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

An alien grabbed my face
What an urgent thinking case!
Hit the bug with PMI
Motto: Think better or die.

©Jukka Kukkonen & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

1997 is 1998 in Bontos23
Copyright is for all to see
Another excuse for a Bonto
Almost all things can be done pronto
©Tony Stagnitta & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Bontos stopped in year 2040
Steve and Jim stopped being naughty
Creative poetry ran out of steam
All of life should be cream
©Tony Stagnitta & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Some people hate the Bonto
Cause some can do it pronto
Bonto love has no ceiling or floor
Poetry has no written law
©Tony Stagnitta & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Jim & Steve played the sex card
With Bontos you must play hard
Bontos23 are a winner
Laugh at sex and be a sinner
©Tony Stagnitta & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Made my spare time sublime
6Hats screensaver works fine
I think about this and that
Always keep on a thinking hat
©Tony Stagnitta & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Dick proved every teacher's dream
Dick had IQ scores extreme
Told his teachers they were thick
No-one likes a clever Dick.
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Martin set fire to his hand
To guage the pain he could stand
Alas it would not go out
Is certainty worse than doubt
©Tim Griffiths & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Jack's house had walls of air
To shield him from the sun's glare
He froze close to death one night
Thoughts think us,try,though,we might
©Tim Griffiths & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Jung theorized total chance
She led him a merry dance
She haunted him all his days
Passion often thought betrays
©Tim Griffiths & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

The Pope believed in his hat
Taller than a prayer mat
Millions looked on amazed
How truth is often betrayed
©Tim Griffiths & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

The King cheats on a test
So he appears the best
Now he reigns supreme
Things aren't all they seem
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

The lottery yields losers
Beggars can't be choosers
Numbers aren't elective
Try be more selective
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

My art's blued, lewd and crude
To exude mood too rude
Viewed skewed it's misconstrued
Etudes extrude prude-viewed
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Ralph threw himself in jail
For robbing a bank in Dale
Of his troubles he was shot
Happy he who wills his lot
©Tim Griffiths & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

E's unrelativity
Came from consipidity
He sat but stayed looseless
Thought without deed is fruitless
©Tim Griffiths & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Will wrote sonnets, taking days
He felt angry, tired of plays
Skill set goes from best to verse
Poetry turns tense to terse
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I filled my bath with leeches
To suck on my worst features
With luck slim buttocks follow
Some tales are hard to swallow
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Contemplate the pigeon
It figures in religion
It coos, it flies, (Good grief!)
Some blessings test belief!
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

The aardvark jumped in front
An alphabetic stunt
Once there it's less than earnest
Don't tempt a taxidermist
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I scoffed a trough of offal
Oft offal offers scoffal
Off scoffs are often proffered
Scoff offal off oft-offered
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Bus driver handing out fare
You're paid to go anywhere
End where you don't want to stay
Money can lead you astray
©Jim Handyside & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Phones you call you
Remind what to do
Never miss a note
Mind's better by wrote
©Jim Handyside & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

The Flying Bonto
First thought comes pronto
Mired, thoughts now thinnish
Fast start, slow finish
©Jim Handyside & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

This magnet sticks to air
You can put it anywhere
Junk hanging now obstruction
Over use comes from seduction
©Jim Handyside & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Used a lawyer for my thinking
On trial for faulty parking
Then fined because of his spate
The fix can exacerbate
©Jim Handyside & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Snow piled on the sidewalk
A path to ski not walk
The weather we did master
What may seem slow is faster
©Jim Handyside & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

The gun fired words
Speaking undeterred
Killing other's thought
Chatter leads to naught
©Jim Handyside & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I bet money on Jim's horse
Thinking he'd be first on course
Didn't do me any good
Never bet on tinned dog food
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Emily lost her spine
she felt so far from fine
Then one day she took a blow
It's work to go with the flow
©Tim Griffiths & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Ralph made a golden guitar
For music better by far
The beauty was less not more
The heart has the richest store
©Tim Griffiths & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Does a bonto questions ask?
Is it equal to the task?
Will it work out as we're told?
Do life's questions e'er unfold?
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Does a bonto questions pose?
Are they answers someone knows?
Are solutions like gestalt?
Will these stupid questions halt?
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Who cares what a bonto asks?
No-one cares about such tasks
Answers bring us to a halt
Don't blame me (it's not my fault)
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

E de B meets Dr. Seuss
Poetry has been cut loose
Bontos, rhymes, and slang perverse
Rhyme's a literary curse
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Dr. Seuss wrote bontos, viz:
For some topic full of fizz
Zizzer-zozzer, Fox in Sox
"Why?" leaves us a paradox!
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I took KMNO4
Glycerine reacts for sure
Oops! I think I've lost an arm!
Household chemicals cause harm
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Played A7 with flat five
To bring E flat bass alive
E flat seven, flat five, thus
Harmony's ambiguous
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Spike Jones played the lagerphone
It sounds better than trombone
William Tell with gargling? True.
Don't imbibe "Cocktails for Two"
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Frank sang shoo-be-doo-be-doo
To fill in a bar or two
Song called "Strangers..." was a hit
Timing matters. Every bit.
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I resigned my trusty pen
It's all "bontoed-out" again
Words discharged on many counts
Bonto's best in small amounts
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Atlas slam-dunked planet earth
As a matter of some mirth
Then on rebound: three point gift
Count on continental drift
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Atlas tossed the world up high
So he'd catch each female's eye
This display's a common tack
Power's an aphrodisiac
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I piped down the valleys wild
To see clouds support a child
I piped pleasant glee in song
William Blake sure got it wrong
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Ambiguity provides
Multiplicity of sides
Freedom of confusion reigns
Choice itself may not bring gains
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I drive by hovercraft
In spite of friends who laughed
Take rivers, dodge the traffic
The best ideas are graphic
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

los cuervos comen ojos
criados a su antojo
ya no veras mas dias
cuidado con tus crias!

(crows eat eyes
grown without rules
you won't see more days
beware of your offspring)
©Lucas Gonzalez Santa Cruz & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

los pies del pensamiento
buscan el movimiento
y encuentran estas rimas
los bontos desafinan!

(thinking's feet
search for movement
and find these rhymes
bontos are out of tune)
©Lucas Gonzalez Santa Cruz& Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

brains, bontos and worms
convoluted forms
ideas expressed
some thoughts best supressed
©Lucas Gonzalez Santa Cruz & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Mi camello volaba
porque la sed quemaba.
El sol freno su vuelo.
Enfria tus anhelos!

(My camel flied
because thirst burned.
The sun stopped his flight.
Cool down your desire!)
©Lucas Gonzalez Santa Cruz & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Te dan un susto
por darse gusto.
Se te va el hipo.
Hazlo en Equipo!

(They frighten you
for their own pleasure.
You stop having hiccups.
Do it with a Team!)
©Lucas Gonzalez Santa Cruz & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

syllables tight
the bonto fight
great to achieve
I made it, Steve!
©Lucas Gonzalez Santa Cruz & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

The best soil was not growing crops
The forest policed by eco-cops
"Trees forever on this isotherm!"
Early bird catches the worm
©Jim Handyside & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

The seeder was not on decant
Tractor raced to finish the plant
Left the soil barren and firm
Early bird catches the worm
©Jim Handyside & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Water rushed up Lowland Street
It had been raining for many a week
All survivors behind the berm
The early bird catches the worm
©Jim Handyside & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Heifers were lined up for blocks
The stud was from such fine stock
Our bull is now out of sperm
Early bird catches the worm
©Jim Handyside & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Robins listening for dinner
Noisy earth dwelling slither
But the earth would never squirm
Early bird catches the worm
©Jim Handyside & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

High fever was left ignored
In doc's office he's easily bored
Now overcome by the germ
Early bird catches the worm
©Jim Handyside & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Thinking that led to nothing
Came too early for the timing
Good ideas were there to affirm
Early bird catches the worm
©Jim Handyside & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Study by sleeping on book
All semester I never did look
Crammed learning at end of the term
Early bird catches the worm
©Jim Handyside & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

The aim is entelechy
For inner eyes to see
I feel ilan vital
Ask a wise man, he may tell
©James McGregor & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I took off my head
To see what it said
We both fell apart
Listen to your heart
©James McGregor & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I resist rocky thinking
To stop perceptions sinking
I become free at last
Think slow and think fast
©James McGregor & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

AV grew a tree
To see what he could C
He recognised a lot
Some things are not forgot
©James McGregor & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I looked in all directions
I needed new perceptions
I had a broader view
You always know what to do
©James McGregor & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I took my conscience from it's box,
To give my esteem some violent knocks,
It made me think I had no will,
I should have looked where my heart was still.
©Lee Mustoe & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

AV grew a tree
To see what he could see
He recognised a lot
Be grateful for what you've got
©James McGregor & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Bontos penned in fuel are lit
For a pyrotechnic hit
Fumes consume these rooms we learned
Give up smoking - you'll get burnt
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

My handkerchief looks old
I have a nasty cold
It's glued with green profusion
Cold fusion's no illusion
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I drank a caustic soda
To prove a fitting coda
It left me quite aphasic
Dumbfounding or just basic?
©Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I am free but I have a master
I followed the wise, steered away from disaster
light and love and joy have been my reward
wisdom will flow from where it is stored
©Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I can fly, you don't believe me,then look
I'm a fictional character stuck in a book
read my story I'll fly in your imagination
a flexible mind leaves room for creation
©Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I'm hung like a horse and 60 ft tall
my ego's gone crazy I'm in for a fall
my boastings have made me the target of fun
don't call it an ouze when it's a pea gun
©Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Today I drove to work in my bed
I built the prototype in my garden shed
in Londons traffic I slip into oblivion
go the whole hog once you have begun
©Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

In my house is a wood and a stream
to me it seemed normal, it was in a dream
now I am trying to design a natural home
in impossible realms a dreamer roams
©Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

A group of men who thought themselves wise
self delusion put stars in their eyes
they missed the wisdom in his words
fly high and free just like the birds
©Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

The lunatics took over the asylum
they had forgotten the laws as wisdom
they pranced and preened, Woods elite band
the truth slips through your fingers just like sand
©Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998


Bright sunlight but rain pours on me
I must be caught in my own negativity
sunshine outside but within me is night
I brought the rain and turned off the light
©Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998


They put me in a box and labelled me
trouble maker, big head, he's abit crazy
now I stand alone and answer to none
Maharaji is the master take his meditation
©Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Smiles and respect hid jealousy and loathing
pretending to be perfect, not wolves in sheeps clothing
living that lie that sham, or searching for reality
Maharaji and de Bono bring wisdom and clarity
©Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Thousands of miracles happen to me each day
I give thanks for my heartbeat it allows me to stay
breathing this air, conscious of death
no time to waste, it could be my last breath
©Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I got on my horse in a diving suit
at the water jump he'd throw me, the bloody brute
prepared for the water, I went for a dive
strategic thinking helps keep you alive
©Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

On the highest mountain I felt so low
compared to the stars, I'd a long way to go
Nature taught me things great and small
we're like ants spinning in space on a tennis ball
©Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Money and hope came from a trip to the loo
whilst doing my business inspiration flew
somehow I glimpsed a way out of poverty
sucess comes from doing what comes naturally
©Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

In the height of battle, I sat down and thought
is this reality, or in a dream am I caught
the mists of illusion slowly wafted away
clear thinking hunts illusions for its prey
©Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I'm a cardboard cutout, just pretending to be
I don't want to wake up, so I hide in the illusory
blaming all but myself for my state
wake up now, before it's too late
©Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I want to help others, so I keep to myself
trying to find ways to release my creative wealth
hours spent alone, in the hope of a gift
through so much bullshit we are forced to sift
©Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

All my problems have but one solution
clean up my act, stop this internal pollution
shine light in the darkness, see my way
positive thoughts pierce through dismay
©Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

Free as a bird whilst bound and chained
inside of me illusions reigned
a bird trapped in a gilded cage
you are the cause of all your rage
©Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I stood on a glowing ball of molten fire
I was being consumed by my own desire
somehow I lost sight of those I love most
make a mistake in love and surely you'll roast
©Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I rode my horse into work today
I wanted to know what the boss might say
it shat on his desk and I lost my job
you know you'll be shafted if you act like a nob
©Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

I needed to talk so I took a vow of silence
echoing inside me a voice in the distance
I listened and soon heard the songs of my heart
in silence and stilness we will find true Art
©Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998

When I run and jump I don't come down
when I leap in a dream I float off the ground
somehow, on another plain, I can fly
where do dreams go when I open my eyes?
©Shaun Hopkins & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1998


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