The Bonto is a new formal type of poetry for use on the net.
There are four lines in each poem.
Rhyming is aa bb.
Syllables: as yet undecided (5, 6 or 7)
Content:
God makes 'em double-breasted
To keep men interested
And still they want a sign
Some things indicate design
© Jim Duthoit & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1999
Got my life in reverse
Started out in a hearse
Just sussed the video
The future's what we don't know
© Jim Duthoit & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1999
Grew a second skin
To keep the first one in
Now I'm sluggish and dense
Grow through experience
© Jim Duthoit & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1999
I know I know nothing
That doesn't mean I'm frothing
It's called a paradox
Logic is bol locks
© Jim Duthoit & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1999
I am a contradiction
A mix of fact and fiction
Though it makes me insane
Life isn't mundane.
© Jim Duthoit & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1999
Dress in wool and fluff
Say baa instead of woof
And you'll be well received
Men are easily deceived
© Jim Duthoit & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1999
He jumped from a building in the sky
Firmly believing he could fly
A bad idea he quickly found
He should have tried first, from the ground
© Thomas A. Forsyth & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1999
I fed lawyers to a shark
Thanks to a creative spark
Lowered them in by their feet
Some things even sharks won't eat
© Enza Sgroi & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1999
I wear antlers on my hat
To see what folk think of that
I'm the brunt of jibes and taunts
Grab your problems by the horns
© Enza Sgroi & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1999
I respect the garden gnome
He stands guard before his home
What he's thinking we can't guess
Don't dismiss such small largesse
© Enza Sgroi & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1999
I use old tins for my bait
So the fish are worth the wait
Fishing is a test of man
Tackle what you think you can
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1999
John Wayne's horse rode John to town
Beasts of burden tie man down
John's horse suffers saddle-sores
Every burden has its cause
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1999
Godiva rides by bike
This most men dislike
Until she hits some cobbles
Move fast, or risk the wobbles
© Enza Sgroi & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1999
Joan of Arc liked bonfires bright
For marshmellows skewered right
Then she followed in their wake
Martyrs have a lot at stake.
© Enza Sgroi & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1999
Bontos often get absurd
To prune line lengths word by word
Then they just relinquish sense
Wisdom's quite hard to condense
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1999
Make cocktails long and wet
To test your chemistry set
A gut-ache soon will follow
Don't mix your drinks then swallow
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1999
Familiar bontos strike you
To rival clever haiku
Bontos therefore grow unkempt
What's familiar breeds contempt
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1999
Skydive into lion park
For a challenge after dark
Cats dispersed by nature's call
Pride goes before a fall
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1999
I squeezed babies as a toil
To extract some baby oil
They release the brownest crude
What's refined begins less good.
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1999
I teach lemmings how to dive
So they'll more or less survive
It's a skill 'til now they've lacked
Always make a big impact
© Steve Smith & Edward de Bono Creative Team 1999